A few days ago, out of pure curiosity, I googled “how much does a helicopter cost.”
Since then, my life has turned into chaos. Now, no matter where I go — YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram — I’m bombarded with rich-people ads!
Stuff like:
✓ “Spend your vacation at the Burj Khalifa!”
✓ “Gift your loved one a diamond necklace.”
✓ “The Eiffel Tower awaits you.”
✓ “Pre-book your iPhone 16 today!”
✓ “Buy your dream home in New York.”
✓ “We have 10 acres of land for you — on the moon!”
How much is a person supposed to tolerate?!
So I decided to fight back. Last night, I searched: “how to fix a torn shoe .”
And guess what — it worked! Problem solved.
This morning, all my social media ads are perfectly in tune with my real lifestyle:
Now Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram are proudly showing me —
“Buy 3 pairs of shoe for just 100 taka — and get 20 taka cashback!” 😄
